经典台词

拿跟香蕉顶着先.....

【人人都是食神】根本就没有食神......或者人人都是食神......老爸老妈、大哥小妹、男孩女孩，只要有心，人人都是食神！

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. 一天早上，我在睡衣里射杀了一...

There can be no triumph without loss. No victory without suffering. No freedom without sacrifice. 世上...

E.T. phone home. E.T. 打电话回家

惨！惨！惨！吃完饭要拉，拉完还要撒，撒完又想吃，人生就是吃、拉、撒！惨~~~~~~~~~~

你是不是曾几何时觉得空虚寂寞觉得冷啊....

我精通百家拳，本想收你做徒弟，可是你欺负我老爸，我看是没这个机会了。

1900: Moonlight city. You just couldn't see an end to it.It wasn't what I saw that stopped me ,Max.I...

不知道结果叫赌博 知道结果叫投资!