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有没有搞错，你们家连一个亲戚朋友都没有。是这样的，我们卖布这行跟开妓院没甚么两样，人家肯买我们就肯卖，所以不需要付出甚么真感情，也就不会有朋友啦。

什么叫成功人士，你知道吗？成功人士就是买什么东西，都买最贵的，不买最好的！所以，我们做地产的口号就是：不求最好，但求最贵！

馒头！馒头！馒头！馒头！馒头！馒头！

Vanity..definitely my favorite sin. 虚荣…绝对是我最喜欢的罪恶。

It's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's new year's eve. I came here tonight because w...

What if something had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? What would I have done without...

You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on and you're going to make lots of babies and y...

Guido: The prize is... the prize is...Eliseo Orefice: A tank.Guido: Yes! Yes, the prize is a tank.Gi...

酱爆理发师:他~勒~索~我!(带着包租婆，指着阿星) 阿星:肥婆~你就是这里的负责人阿!? 包租婆:肥婆!?(拿起拖鞋) 阿星:ㄟ~斧头帮耶! (后退...) 包租婆:斧头帮!?( 继续打) 阿星:大...

Choose life.Choose a job.Choose a career.Choose a family, Choose a fu*king big television,Choose was...