经典台词

居家过日子犯不着肝胆相照，虚着点儿和气。

二十多年都睡在一张床上，的确有些审美疲劳。

叉烧包 谁爱吃刚出炉的叉烧包 谁爱吃刚出炉的叉烧包 还有那莲蓉包呀猪油包呀鱼翅包呀豆沙包呀应有尽有

但愿朝阳长照我土，莫忘烈士鲜血满地。

所谓的人类阿! 就算知道那是鲁莽~ 也有不得不干的时候!!

记忆是痛苦的根源，你能忘记，是福气！

When you're going to spend the rest of your life with someone, you're going to want the rest of your...

船头尺：女人真是茶包（Trouble)

Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place fo...

Thank you, but I found your evilness is extremely annoying. 谢谢哦，不过我觉得你坏得非常讨厌。